BEES DON’T WASTE THEIR TIME EXPLAINING TO FLIES THAT HONEY IS BETTER THAN SHIT T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)
BEES DON’T WASTE THEIR TIME EXPLAINING TO FLIES THAT HONEY IS BETTER THAN SHIT T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)
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BEES DON’T WASTE THEIR TIME EXPLAINING TO FLIES THAT HONEY IS BETTER THAN SHIT T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)
Shipping Time
Shipping Time
US: 3-5 days; Europe: 4-10 days; Canada: 6-12 days; UK: 6-12 days; International: 7-15 days
(handcrafted in the US and Europe)
How To Order
How To Order
1) Pick a color for your shirt
2) Pick a size
3)Then, add to cart
Size Chart
Size Chart
Size Chart
Find Your Perfect Fit
Not sure which size to grab? Use the chart below to measure up before you check out. Our tees and sweatshirts run true to size with a relaxed, unisex fit.
How to Measure
For the most accurate fit, lay a t-shirt you already love flat on a table and measure it, then compare to the chart above.
- Chest: Measure across the front of the shirt, from one underarm seam to the other.
- Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.
All measurements are in inches. A little variance (±0.5") is normal for printed apparel.
Fit Tips
- Between two sizes? Size up for a roomier, laid-back look, or stick to your usual size for a closer fit.
- Prefer an oversized vibe? Go one full size up.
- Sweatshirts have a slightly relaxed cut — order your normal tee size.
Still Not Sure?
We're happy to help you find the right fit before you order. Reach out anytime:
📧 Email: support@callizi.com
📞 Phone: +1 (406) 545-5656
Built To Last The Joke
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Softer Every Wash
Breaks in like a favorite tee, never breaks down.
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Keeps Its Fit
Pre-shrunk, so the size you order is the size you keep.
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The Punchline Won't Fade
Print built to outlast the laundry, not just the first wear.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Our tees run true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
The Difference Is Real
Us vs.
Them.
Not all tees are built equal. Callizi is premium heavyweight cotton, printed to last, made and shipped fast from the US & EU — because the statement deserves better than a $5 blank.
| Feature | Callizi | Fast Fashion | Generic Brands |
|---|---|---|---|
| Print Quality | 5 out of 5 | 2 out of 5 | 3 out of 5 |
| 24/7 Customer Support | Yes | No | No |
| Fast Shipping — Made in US/EU | Yes | No | No |
| Premium Heavyweight Cotton | Yes | No | No |
| Fade-Resistant Print | Yes | No | No |
| Unisex Oversized Fit | Yes | No | No |
| Sizes S – 5XL | Yes | No | No |
| 30-Day Damage Guarantee | Yes | No | No |
| Actually Funny Quotes | Yes | No | No |
Saw it on Instagram?
Find your tee.
The Boring But Important Part
Nothing to worry about except the joke.
Printed to order in the US & EU, out the door in 2–5 days, sized S to 5XL. Show up wrong or damaged and you have 30 days. And there is an actual person on the other end of the email — not a bot with a ticket number.
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2–5
Days To Make
Printed to order in US & EU
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S–5XL
Every Size
Unisex cut, true to size
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30
Day Guarantee
Wrong or damaged, we fix it
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24/7
Human Support
Email and phone, not a bot
- 100% Cotton Tees
- Printed In US & EU
- 30-Day Damage Guarantee
- Free Shipping Over $60