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This embroidered sweatshirt features the full front text \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“WHAT IF ALCOHOL IS ADDICTED TO ME AND I’M JUST THE VICTIM”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — a sarcastic drinking joke that flips the usual idea of addiction into a ridiculous excuse. 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