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focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LR5Y_W_content markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eProduct Description\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFeaturing the headline \u003cstrong\u003e“POURQUOI JE SUIS CÉLIBATAIRE :”\u003c\/strong\u003e, this funny French hoodie presents a playful checklist of ridiculous reasons for being single. The joke builds through \u003cstrong\u003e“JE SUIS MOCHE”\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e“JAMAIS JE T’APPELLE MAMAN”\u003c\/strong\u003e before landing on the outrageous checked answer \u003cstrong\u003e“BITE TROP GROSSE, PEUT TUER QUELQU’UN.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold, cheeky, and intentionally over-the-top, it’s made for fans of adult humor and unapologetic French jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✔️ Why You Need This Hoodie?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a hilarious \u003cstrong\u003e“POURQUOI JE SUIS CÉLIBATAIRE”\u003c\/strong\u003e checklist joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelivers an unexpected adult-humor punchline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for fans of bold French sarcasm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA conversation-starting design people will definitely read twice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift idea for a single friend with a fearless sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003eStyling Tips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePair this funny French hoodie with relaxed jeans, joggers, cargo pants, or casual trousers for an easy streetwear-inspired look. 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