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This tee features the full back print \u003cstrong\u003e“PLEASE BE PATIENT. EVEN A TOILET CAN HANDLE ONLY ONE ASSHOLE AT A TIME.”\u003c\/strong\u003e — a brutally sarcastic reminder that everyone has their limits. It’s bold, inappropriate in just the right way, and perfect for anyone who survives daily nonsense with humor.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✔️ Why You Need This T-SHIRT?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSavage Sarcastic Humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e A hilariously blunt way to tell difficult people that your patience has a very limited capacity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect No-Nonsense Attitude:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made for anyone who deals with annoying people regularly and prefers sarcasm over pretending everything is fine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack Print Impact:\u003c\/strong\u003e The full statement sits prominently on the back, making the punchline easy to notice and read.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSimple Bold Typography:\u003c\/strong\u003e The clean, all-caps design keeps attention completely focused on the joke without unnecessary distractions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Gift for the Easily Annoyed:\u003c\/strong\u003e A great choice for sarcastic friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone whose patience deserves hazard pay.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyling Tips\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair this tee with jeans, cargos, shorts, or joggers for an easy everyday outfit. 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It’s perfect for casual outings, parties, work-after-hours hangouts, or any situation where dealing with one “asshole” at a time feels painfully relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse non-chlorine bleach only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry for best results.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on the graphic print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Callizi","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48342971252972,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy 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