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Crafted for comfort and style, it’s the ultimate way to show off your \"happy marriage\" glow with a side of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e✔️ Why You Need This Tshirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eWitty Statement:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a bold, relatable quote that brings smiles and laughs wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003ePremium Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from soft, breathable fabric designed for all-day wearability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003ePerfect Gift Idea:\u003c\/b\u003e An ideal choice for birthdays, anniversaries, or Father’s Day for the man who loves a good joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eHigh-Quality Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The sharp, clean typography ensures the message stays crisp wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eEveryday Versatility:\u003c\/b\u003e A relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with any casual piece in your wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eStyling Tips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eFor a classic lifestyle look, pair this tee with your favorite straight-leg denim and clean white sneakers. If you're heading out for a casual weekend brunch, layer it under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a lightweight bomber jacket. It also works perfectly with cargo shorts and slides for a laid-back, \"dad-vibe\" aesthetic that prioritizes comfort without sacrificing the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003eUse only non-chlorine bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry for the longest life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\"\u003eCool iron if necessary; do not iron directly on the graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,4,0\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Callizi","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47480539185388,"sku":null,"price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":47480539218156,"sku":null,"price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Green","offer_id":47480539250924,"sku":null,"price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47480539283692,"sku":null,"price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47480539316460,"sku":null,"price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":47480539349228,"sku":null,"price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Green","offer_id":47480539381996,"sku":null,"price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47480539414764,"sku":null,"price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47480539447532,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":47480539480300,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Green","offer_id":47480539513068,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47480539545836,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47480539578604,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":47480539611372,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Green","offer_id":47480539644140,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47480539676908,"sku":null,"price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47480539709676,"sku":null,"price":28.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":47480539742444,"sku":null,"price":28.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Green","offer_id":47480539775212,"sku":null,"price":28.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47480539807980,"sku":null,"price":28.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47480539840748,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":47480539873516,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Green","offer_id":47480539906284,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":47480539939052,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47480539971820,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":47480540004588,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Green","offer_id":47480540037356,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":47480540070124,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":47480540102892,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy Blue","offer_id":47480540135660,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Green","offer_id":47480540168428,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":47480540201196,"sku":null,"price":31.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/4540\/2604\/files\/35_8c9414f6-4f55-4d8d-b461-3241314cdc2c.png?v=1775616325","url":"https:\/\/callizi.com\/products\/my-wife-made-me-fat-so-nobody-else-would-want-me-t-shirt","provider":"Callizi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}