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This tee delivers the line \"don’t test me, I watch enough crime shows to solve any problem\" — perfect for anyone who has watched one documentary and suddenly feels qualified to investigate everything. It’s funny, dramatic, and made for the friend who pauses a show just to say, “I knew it.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not just a shirt. 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